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helioscentrifuge: the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that...

Sat, 25 May 2013 04:09:48 -0400

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 04:08:57 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 04:08:41 -0400

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:30:06 -0400

kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:56:29 -0400

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value

i don’t get it

tylenold: my friends irl hung out without me

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:54:27 -0400

tylenold:

my friends irl hung out without me

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Fri, 24 May 2013 13:48:57 -0400

hoodtrash: me robbing ur house

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:48:31 -0400

hoodtrash:

me robbing ur house

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Fri, 24 May 2013 13:45:51 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 13:45:44 -0400

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:30:15 -0400

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

wheeeeeeeeeeew: This is the best thing on the internet.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:35:09 -0400

wheeeeeeeeeeew:

This is the best thing on the internet.

deucebowl: How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:34:21 -0400

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:57 -0400

natergreater: When I wake up I pretty much sit in my room until I get too hungry to keep doing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:47 -0400

natergreater:

When I wake up I pretty much sit in my room until I get too hungry to keep doing nothing.

assiest: pink freud’s greatest album was hand’s down ‘dark side of the mom’

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:15:32 -0400

assiest:

pink freud’s greatest album was hand’s down ‘dark side of the mom’

deathnoteforcutie: We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:55:07 -0400

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

joeywaggoner: I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:54:50 -0400

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:52:56 -0400

shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:51:20 -0400

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball